Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Hazards of a Protruding Belly

It is very easy to forget what your actual circumference is, around your middle, until you get a rude bloody painful reminder.

Real life accidents:-

1. Hot tray of 3.5 kg roast beef on the kitchen counter
2. Reaching up for the cabinet above stove while cooking a pot of soup
3. Rush of steam coming out of my superb giant size Tefal iron

2 comments:

  1. yes funny funny. one more... when i close the door and scrape my belly with the door lock thingy. f***ing hurts!!!

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