The Adjective of Huge

My patience is running so thin you could practically see it through my gynomous belly.

I forgive those who do not know that I am carrying double, but for those who do and to then break into exclamation, "You are SO DARN HUGE!!!" is utterly 'duh.'

What else do you expect? I have got 2 human lives within me, double placentas, double water bags, and whatever else essential that I may have missed out.

And I am in alot of pain and discomfort.